THE
POT CALLS THE KETTLE BLACK:
Father Dutton kills the Christian,
and then he calls Deirdre a murderer? Wow, he's got a bad case of
selective amnesia.
ZEN
AND THE ART OF GOLF:
Tuck gets sooo serious about golf!
Next he's going to have the men breathing out of their eyelids like the
lava lizards of the Galapagos Islands (old Mayan concentration trick.)
THERE'S
A NEW BLONDE IN TOWN:
And as usual she wants Robin's body!
(Not that I really blame her......)
WOOOOP!WOOOOOP!WOOOOOOP!
BATTLESTATIONS!!!:
Bare chest alert! Would someone
please tell me why Robin is doing his packing whilest half dressed?
(Not that I'm complaining........)
EYE
CHART:
Phoebe's seen "the way" Robin looks
at her? She really must need glasses, because in the golf scene he
hardly looked at her at all.
CALL
IN THE FIRING SQUAD!!!:
She touched The Hair!!! She must
be shot for such an offense!
HANDS
OFF!:
Robin is trying to buck Phoebe off but
he's not using his hands. If he'd just picked her up and thrown her
off then maybe Marion wouldn't have caught him in a compromising position.
PUT
DOWN THE BLONDE AND BACK AWAY:
Robin shouldn't have hesitated after
he grabbed his shirt before heading outside to catch Marion. That
only encouraged Phoebe.
THE
DREADED MURDERER....:
Somehow the name Deirdre doesn't inspire
fear or conjure the image of a bloodthirsty barbarian the way Father Dutton
had hoped.
HERE
COME DA JUDGE:
A trial will chill the Pagans to the
bone? Only if
Judge Judy is sitting on the bench, cuz you
don't scare me!
FLEXMAN:
Degas didn't stretch to test Marion's
patch job; he just wanted to show off his muscles.
INTRODUCTORY
OFFER:
Why is it that someone always has to
explain the newcomer's relationship with Robin? Can't he just have
friends like a normal person?
LAW
OF THE LAND:
Degas thinks Robin started his own law
practice? More like the people elected him Public Defender.
BATTLE
AXE TO GRIND:
Montel certainly is ready for battle.
He's used to dealing with far more unruly and vicious opponents on his
talk show!
IN
THE NEWS TODAY,...:
The woman who tells where the Druid
priestess is must be a reporter. In the last ep she reported how
all the men in her village were killed and brought back as zombies.
SLICE
AND DICE:
You'll notice as the Outlaws ride up
to the cliff and dismount that Kemal's saracen sword is bouncing around
at his hip with no scabbard to protect the blade. His sword should
have cut his horse's hindquarters to ribbons this way. (He won't
hardly use the sword anyways.)
SIGN
OF THE TIMES:
You can tell at a glance that the woman
who appears at the cliff top must be the Druid Priestess: she bears
the airbrushed sign of the Goddess.
COME
OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE:
The Priestess waves her hand, giving
the magickal sign that it's okay to come out
from behind the trees.
CUT
ABOVE:
Robin always forgets the uppercut?
Well, I happen to think you're rather well cut,
if I do say so myself.
HOLY HELIUM, ROBIN:
Robin and Degas stand by and watch the
AeroPriestess -the world's first fully inflatable Druid - come back to
life.
ACHILLES
HEEL:
Robin may have deftly defeated a troop
of Templars, but he's all thumbs when it comes to defending himself from
Phoebe. I love to watch him struggle though.
WHAT
A REVOLTING PREDICAMENT:
Why doesn't Robin just get up off the
ground instead of letting everyone and their brother walk by looking down
on him?
THE
EYES HAVE IT:
Robin's eyes are cute??? Puppies,
kittens, and baby ducks are cute! Robin passed cute a long time ago;
he's up to entrancing now.
NEVER
SAW IT COMING:
Why is Tuck so surprised that his former
friend has taken him hostage. This is what, the third or fourth time
he's been taken prisoner by Robin's enemies. He should have known
it would happen.
NOW
YOU SEE THEM...:
If the Priestess can see Deirdre and
William and they can see her, then why don't they move until the invisibility
spell is lifted?
HEAD
OF THE CLASS:
Now you know if Robin had really been
Degas' smartest student he would already have figured out a way to get
rid of Phoebe and convince Marion that what she'd seen was a misunderstanding.
SHOWTIME:
They have to expose Father Dutton for
what he really is? That's the real reason Montel is on this ep;
They're going to expose Dutton on his show and let the audience tear him
to shreds.
CHOKING
HABIT:
Marion gives Robin the perfect opportunity
when she asks him if they are friends. He should have responded with
"More than friends." then she wouldn't have stomped off still mad at him.
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES
AROUND:
Dutton ought to have known better.
He's thumped his bible so hard that now he's getting thumped back HAH!
HORSE
BEFORE THE CART:
Robin tells Phoebe that she can babysit
for his and Marion's kids later on. He's getting awfully ahead of
himself considering he hasn't even told Marion that he loves her yet.
WHADDYA
CALL THAT?:
Marion questions whether Robin is ready
to start a family, and his response is "So what do you say?" I am
sorry, but that is NOT an acceptable proposal. It's only right that
Marion puts him in his place afterwards.
FINAL
SCORE:
Oooh, Robin with his shirt off,....
Robin gettin jumped..... but by someone other than Marion.... Yeah right,
get rid of the blonde and we're in business. Montel did a good job
and I liked his character.